Allegations of Misconduct

Epigrammata 82

A photo, alleged to contain the image of the man responsible for killing the CEO of a prominent health insurance company on Dec. 4th 2024. It is believed this is a photo of Luigi Mangione.

A peasant will not challenge a prince
So strange to consider, ever since
Class was abolished, and replaced
With money, to Locke and Marx it's traced;
A lord however will challenge a lord
Or those who lordly things can afford
A CEO however is not
But a star athlete, I've thought
The board is whom he should have shot.*

Author’s note*: Don’t credit me if this does happen, but it remains true CEOs largely do the will of the board.

Author’s second note: More on a series of assassins/would-be-assassins. An ever-green topic. We don’t cover ‘sex’ but we will cover murder.

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