So England birthed her first celebrity
And twas not he for whom the time was known
Though he alone could make this station real
Appeal itself elected this her Beau;
When worthies of a State we know by taste
With haste a talent's own imprimatur
Will surely grace its streets and gatherings
And what he brings no worthy man forgot;
A self-made man, like all of gambler's kind
At last to find and drive him to the grave
To save him from this fate his friends could not
A lot of friends he had despite it all;
And call him friend the Prince himself did once
No dunce, he knew they loved his arrogance
To dress, to dance, to use the utmost wit
A bit of compromise he never sought;
This Brummel may have woke some jealousy
Though his nee had ne'er a claim to fame
As fools they were, the same his audience
So dense they were to not suppose his ruse;
Thus I refuse to speak the bywords here
Appear instead I must to eulogize
We realize in ruin all lives do end
And so defend the man which debt could not.