L. H. Oswald

Epigrammata XIII

One of the few men known to succeed
At such an inillustrious deed
However, before that fateful day
Oswald worked for the CIA
Defected to Russia, defected back
On a certain sort of honor track
We are not absolved of that deed;
If you want to work for the man, you need
To get it all in writing, indeed!