
The boy whose allowance was duly cut Did not do chores, but quoth "So what!" "I'll do fifty percent of that." And for a bonus he kicked the cat! A spoiled department cannot be trimmed Not by budget, its lights are dimmed No one is home until they're paid Their custom, lest your hand be stayed Before the whole axe let their case be made.
Before the whole axe....
I'm going to use that as a book or chapter title.
Excellent.