The Decimator (147)

Epigrammata, IV

Dylan Mulvaney, irregular of the regime
Well paid, destroyed Carl Conrad’s dream
1876- Busch brewed him a beer
Which in a day in ‘23 would disappear
By pretending to be a girl on tape
The marketing-girl, a glaze-eyed grape
Put him up to it, was sacrificed
But troth: ESG sliced and diced
Budweiser, but for a future money-price?